Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: How are you?
- A: Fine, thanks.
- Q: What's up?
- A: Nothing much, what's up with you?
- Q: Do you have the time?
- A: Yes, I do.
- Q: Think it'll rain?
- A: Could be; those clouds look pretty nasty.
- Q: Where do you want to eat?
- A: I don't know, where do you want to eat?
- Q: What is the capital of Assyria?
- A: Nineveh.
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